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From: briand@tekig4.UUCP (Brian Diehm)
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Subject: NNPI
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Date: Thu, 19-Sep-85 16:30:54 EDT
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***** ***** NNPI - No Nonsense Personality Inventory ***** *****

For each item, answer: (L) Like me, (S) Somewhat like me, (N) Not like me.

1.  As an infant, I had very few hobbies.

2.  At times I am afraid that my toes will fall off.

3.  Some people look at me.

4.  I salivate at the sight of mittens.

5.  I often use the word "feh."

6.  Spinach makes me feel alone.

7.  Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and aviaries.

8.  Dirty stories make me think about sex.

9.  Cousins are not to be trusted.

10. Other people's warts don't make me self-conscious.

11. Sometimes I think someone is trying to take over my stomach.

12. Often I think I am a special agent of Carl Rogers.

13. I become homicidal when people try to reason with me.

14. My teeth sometimes leave my body.

15. Plaid stamps are better than green stamps.

16. Recently I have been getting shorter.

17. I think I would like the work of a hummingbird.

18. I have always been disturbed by the size of Lincoln's nose.

19. I often repeat myself.

20. I often repeat myself.

21. Most of the time I go to sleep without saying goodbye.

22. It makes me angry to have people bury me.

23. Chiclets make me sweat.

24. I believe that I smell as good as most people.

25. I stay in the bathtub until I look like a raisin.

26. Most people throw up out of spite.

27. Constantly losing my underwear doesn't bother me.

28. It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I am in a room
    full of cockroaches.

29. I believe that halitosis is better than no breath at all.

30. I believe in life after birth.

31. Weeping brings tears to my eyes.

32. I like to put chameleons on plaid cloth.

33. Some songs make me burp.

34. I often dream of Kate Smith.

35. I never seem to finish whatever I


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