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From: dday@gymble.UUCP (Dennis Doubleday)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mildly offensive to all people of good taste
Message-ID: <346@gymble.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 20-Sep-85 10:14:26 EDT
Article-I.D.: gymble.346
Posted: Fri Sep 20 10:14:26 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 22-Sep-85 18:49:57 EDT
Reply-To: dday@gymble.UUCP (Dennis Doubleday)
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Organization: U of Maryland, Laboratory for Parallel Computation, C.P., MD
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Keywords: Three nuns who had recently passed from existence were attempting to
Summary: Entering into Heaven

enter Heaven at the same time.  They were met at the gate by St. Peter
(you were expecting maybe Wilt Chamberlain?) who told them, "Before you
can enter into Heaven each of you must demonstrate your knowledge of
God's Holy Word by answering a question from The Bible."  They eagerly
assented for they had studied many years in anticipation of this moment.
Of the first nun, St. Peter inquired, "What was the name of the Garden
in which Adam and Eve resided before the Fall?"  The first nun smiled, 
"Oh, that's easy, it's Eden!"
 
Bells chimed, lights flashed, and she entered into Heaven.
 
St. Peter asked the second nun, "What were the names of Adam and Eve's
sons?" The second nun smiled knowingly and replied "Oh, that's easy, Cain
and Abel!"
 
Bells chimed, lights flashed, and she entered into Heaven.
 
The third nun waited expectantly.  St. Peter demanded "What were Eve's
first words to Adam?"  The third nun's smile faded.  Her brow furrowed.
"Oh, that's a hard one!" she thought aloud.
 
Bells chimed, lights flashed, and she entered into Heaven.


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