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From: ashby@uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: A trip to the zoo
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Date: Mon, 23-Sep-85 14:15:00 EDT
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Here a few animal jokes:

Q:  What does an elephant use for a tampon?

A:  A sheep.


Q:  Why does an elephant have a long trunk?

A:  Because sheep don't have strings.


Q:  How do you circumcise a whale?

A:  With four skin divers.


That's all for this trip to the zoo.


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