Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site vlsi.cs.cmu.edu.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!qantel!dual!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!seismo!rochester!pt.cs.cmu.edu!vlsi.cs.cmu.edu!fischer From: fischer@vlsi.cs.cmu.edu.ARPA (Horst Fischer) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re:The Last Rock Hudson Joke Message-ID: <207@vlsi.cs.cmu.edu.ARPA> Date: Tue, 24-Sep-85 15:14:39 EDT Article-I.D.: vlsi.207 Posted: Tue Sep 24 15:14:39 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 28-Sep-85 07:23:37 EDT Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI Lines: 17 Here's a slightly different version: Rock Hudson goes to a new doctor in San Diego to see about treatment for his AIDS. The doctor orders: "Every day for the next week, go to White Castle and eat a dozen Sliders. After that week is up, go to New York and then come back. On that trip, stop at every McDonald's restaurant, have one sample of everything on the menu, and drink the 'orange drink'." "Will that cure my AIDS?" Rock asks. "No", the doctor replies, "but it will teach you what your asshole is really for." Carl Deitrick ihnp4!iham1!cbd Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com