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From: winters@uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: It pays to be ...
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Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 17:41:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 17:41:00 1985
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Nf-From: uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU!winters    Sep 27 16:41:00 1985


For all of you wealthy, successful, but maybe not so young
and fast people out there, here's an amusing *true* story:

It seems that a certain Dr. X was patiently driving his 4-wheel
drive vehicle in a crowded parking area, looking for an open
spot. After much circling, he finally found one, but just as he
was about to pull in, someone in a flashy little sports car
whipped his car into the parking place. Obviously very pleased with
himself, the sports car owner (who also happened to be the
young, cocky type) got out of his car and said to Dr. X "It
pays to be young and fast, doesn't it?" At this point, Dr. X
calmy backed up his 4WD, put it into low gear, and much to the
horror of the young, fast, and probably in debt sports car owner,
proceeded to drive the rear of the sports car completely through to
the front, saying "It pays to be rich and successful, doesn't it?"


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