Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version Tektronix Network News Daemon (B 2.10.2 based); site tektronix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!oliveb!hplabs!tektronix!larryme From: larryme@tektronix.UUCP (Larry Meneghin ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: A consummate salesman (ROT 13) Message-ID: <5764@tektronix.UUCP> Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 23:17:54 EDT Article-I.D.: tektroni.5764 Posted: Thu Sep 26 23:17:54 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 29-Sep-85 07:17:27 EDT Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 15 Gjb sevraqf bapr bjarq n frk nccyvnapr naq abirygl fubc. Bar qnl, juvyr bar bs gur cnegaref jnf ng yhapu, n yvggyr byq ynql pnzr va naq nfxrq vs gurl pneevrq qvyqbf. "Lrf", ur ercyvrq, "jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir qbyynef naq oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef." Zhpu gb uvf fhecevfr gur phfgbzre gbbx gur svsgl qbyyne zbqry. Vg jnfa'g zber guna n srj zvahgrf yngre jura gur vqragvpny fprar jnf ercrngrq. Jura gur guveq phfgbzre pnzr va ybbxvat sbe n qvyqb bhe sevraq qrpvqrq gb frr vs ur pbhyqa'g vapernfr uvf cebsvgf n ovg. "Jr unir juvgr barf sbe svir qbyynef, oynpx barf sbe svsgl qbyynef, naq cynvq barf sbe gjb uhaqerq naq svsgl qbyynef", pnzr gur ercyl. Naq phfgbzre ahzore guerr jrag ure zreel jnl jvgu ure arj cynvq nccyvnapr. Jura bhe sevraq'f cnegare erghearq sebz uvf yhapu ubhe naq nfxrq ubj guvatf jrer tbvat ur jnf gbyq, "terng! V znantrq gb fryy gjb bs gur oynpx qvyqbf sbe svsgl ohpxf n cvrpr naq tbg gjb svsgl sbe lbhe byq gurezbf." Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com