Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site agrigene.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!uwvax!astroatc!nicmad!agrigene!johansen From: johansen@agrigene.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A trip to the zoo Message-ID: <219@agrigene.UUCP> Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 12:01:27 EDT Article-I.D.: agrigene.219 Posted: Fri Sep 27 12:01:27 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 1-Oct-85 11:16:45 EDT References: <7900026@uiucdcsp> <691@adobe.UUCP> Organization: Agrigenetics Madison,Wi. Lines: 14 > >Here a few animal jokes: > > > >Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon? > > > >A: A sheep. > > Well, they used to. There have recently been too many cases of > Toxic Flock Syndrome, and their use has been discouraged. *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MATTRESS *** That probably explains the disappearance of my mattress the other day. I wondered about the dime left on my bed and the footprints in my peanut butter. Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com