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From: suz@fluke.UUCP (Suzanne Jurgensen)
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Subject: Have you heard the one about? #2
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Date: Fri, 27-Sep-85 12:30:10 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 27 12:30:10 1985
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HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE ABOUT THE:

frustrated musician who worked all week on an arrangement and then his wife
  didn't leave town.

girl who was a wall flower at the dance, but a dandelion in the grass.

2 peanuts who took a walk in the woods, one was a-salted.

recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90 per cent of the men that
   tried Camels still prefer women.

woman who was looking for a young man because she didn't like to feel old
  age creeping up on her.

Sunday school teacher who chased her boyfriend all over the church and
   finally caught him by the organ.

fellow who descended from a long line his mother heard.

pregnant women whose theme song was "Witch Doctor."

2 queer judges who tried each other.

farmer's daughter who was sent home from the fair because she couldn't 
   keep her calves together.

executive who was so old that when he chased his secretary around the 
   desk, he couldn't remember why.

newlyweds who sneaked out of the wedding reception early to go up and get
their things together.

girl that wanted to make and impression on her new boyfriend, so she put on
   her low-cut dress to show him a thing or two.

expert who could tell a girl sardine from a boy sardine by watching to see
   which end they came out of.

bee that broke his leg because he fell off his honey.

near-sighted waitress who didn't see the man until he was on top of her.

farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife, so he fired them.

new girl at the airplane factory who thought a tail assembly was a company
   picnic.

colored man who say his girlfriend in a sack dress and said, "Honey, is 
   you in fashion or is you in trouble."

woman with a purple bottom? She found her thrill on blueberry hill.

little boy who wanted to watch for Christmas, so they let him.


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