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From: gml@ssc-vax.UUCP (Gregory M Lobdell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Elephant Numbers
Message-ID: <252@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 30-Sep-85 13:40:22 EDT
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Posted: Mon Sep 30 13:40:22 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 3-Oct-85 06:34:24 EDT
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Organization: Boeing Aerospace Co., Seattle, WA
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Q1:  How do you fit four elephants into a Volkswagen?
A1:  Two in the front and two in the back.

Q2:  How can you tell that an elephant is hiding in your fridge?
A2:  There are footprints in the jello.

Q3:  How can you tell that there are two elephants hiding in your fridge?
A3:  There are two sets of footprints in the jello.

Q4:  How can you tell that there are three elephants hiding in your fridge?
A4:  You can't get the door closed.

Q5:  How can you tell that there are four elephants hiding in your fridge?
A5:  There's a Volkswagen parked out front.

Gregg Lobdell
>>> Why would Boeing think anything?  Airplanes don't think <<<

Historical Note:  This was heard from a thirteen year-old, perpetuating the 
theory that jokes are an experiment by aliens on the human race.


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