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From: prbonneau@watrose.UUCP (prbonneau)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Warning... GROANER ...Warning
Message-ID: <7589@watrose.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 3-Oct-85 14:32:55 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct  3 14:32:55 1985
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[Out vile jelly!]
A librarian starts a new job at the local library.
At about noon, a chicken walks up to her desk, and demands, "Buuuuk!".
So the librarian gives the chicken a book.
This happens the next day as well.
As a matter of fact, this continues every day for several weeks.
Or longer.

Finally, one day, the librarian gets curious.
She follows the chicken out the library.
The chicken struts down the road and comes to a swamp.
There are vast piles of books lying all about.
Sitting on a lily pad is a frog.
The chicken walks up to the frog with the book and exclaims, "Buuuuk!".

To which the frog replies, "Red-it".
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I'm a man!  I'm not a horse!		..!watmath!watrose!prbonneau
					Paul Bonneau
P.S. I WARNED you!


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