Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site water.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watnot!water!watbun!kgdykes From: kgdykes@watbun.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: rude humour with (not rot) Message-ID: <879@water.UUCP> Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 23:08:42 EDT Article-I.D.: water.879 Posted: Sat Oct 5 23:08:42 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 6-Oct-85 07:17:37 EDT Sender: daemon@water.UUCP Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 38 There was this wrestler and his trainer who were going for the Olympic gold medal. The first fight was with a big burly Swede, and guess what? The won with no problems at all! The next fight was with the American, and again, but after a few tense rounds, the won!! The third, and final, fight before the could claim the gold we overhear the trainer giving advice: "This last fight is the big one boy! Its the Russian. Whatever you do, dont let that Russion get you into his famous double-pretzel hold -- there is no getting out of it and game over!" Well the big match starts, and within a couple minutes the was all wrapped up in the double-pretzel hold. The trainer throws up his arms, turns around, and starts to go to the locker room to cry when suddenly..... The crowd roars! The announcer is heard to say the just won the match!! Not believing his ears, the trainer hurries back to his champion and asks him, "Tell me, how did you get out of that hold???" And the explains: "Well, I looks up and saw these two balls hanging there... So, I bites down REAL hard.... ....and it's amazing how much strength you get when you bite your own balls!" ----------------------------------- - Ken Dykes Software Development Group, U. of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada. N2L 3G1 (+1 519) 885 1211 {ihnp4,decvax,allegra,utzoo}!watmath!watbun!kgdykes Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com