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From: cb@hlwpc.UUCP (Carl Blesch)
Newsgroups: net.kids
Subject: kid story (warning: contains "bathroom" humor)
Message-ID: <609@hlwpc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 20-Sep-85 11:18:00 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 20 11:18:00 1985
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This is a story that only parents of young children could appreciate.
All others would be either totally grossed out or totally bored . . .

My four-year-old son didn't want to wake up this morning.  My repeated
attempts to rouse him failed -- he was (or pretended to be) fast
asleep.  So I decided to get my one-year-old daughter dressed first.
I took off her overnight diaper and let her crawl around while I got an
outfit together for her.  Unbeknownst to me, she headed across the
room, pulled herself upright on some furniture, and proceded to defecate
all over the floor!

When I went to retrieve her, I cried out, "Oh no, she pooped!"
In less than a microsecond, my "sound-asleep" four-year-old bolted
out of his bed to check out the excitement for himself!

Carl Blesch


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