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From: rdp@teddy.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Hunting Season is here (indeed)
Message-ID: <1376@teddy.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 1-Oct-85 16:44:31 EDT
Article-I.D.: teddy.1376
Posted: Tue Oct  1 16:44:31 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 3-Oct-85 03:16:21 EDT
Reply-To: rdp@teddy.UUCP (Richard D. Pierce)
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Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass.
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Summary: 

>
>    Well, it is that time of year again when all you bleading heart (you
>    know who you are) anti-deer-hunt people get to watch or think about
>    a convoy of four-wheel-drives with enough guns and ammunition to 
>    conquer a small country head for the hills to  "thin"  out the deer
>    herd.  But I don't want you people to think all the conversation about
>    deer hunting has fallen on deaf ears.  As I am looking down the sights
>    at my (hopefully) victim, the things I have read will be going through
>    my mind.  And as the hot lead leaves the barrel on its mission of death
>    I will look closely at my prey.  And if perchance, I should see a
>    small tear ebbing from the big brown eye of the gallant young buck . . .
>    I will shoot it again for being such a spineless wimp!
>
>    John Blankenagel
>
Well, Mr. Blankenagel has provided me with the first real impetus to
give up my anti-gun bleeding heart stance. I agree with him fully about
thinning the herds. Now, all I need to do is get myself a penis-substitute,
uh, I mean, gun, and a plane to Beaverton, Oregon, and a Beaverton phone
book, and a Beaverton map....

				:-)

And if perchance, I should see a small tear ebbing from the beedy little
eye of the misguided young hunter, I shall leave him to stew in his own
very thin juice.


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