Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.PCS 1/10/84; site mtgzz.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!mhuxn!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtgzz!leeper From: leeper@mtgzz.UUCP (m.r.leeper) Newsgroups: net.books,net.sf-lovers,net.jokes.d Subject: Second Helpings (Book Reviews) Message-ID: <1179@mtgzz.UUCP> Date: Tue, 17-Sep-85 13:17:58 EDT Article-I.D.: mtgzz.1179 Posted: Tue Sep 17 13:17:58 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 18-Sep-85 05:26:07 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 57 Xref: watmath net.books:2314 net.sf-lovers:10118 net.jokes.d:1160 Second Helpings Book reviews by Mark R. Leeper Each of these books is from a series that I have reviewed at some point in the past. All the things I said before still apply to the series as a whole; I am reviewing only one entry in each series: BOOKS OF BLOOD I by Clive Barker Sphere, 1984, L1.50($3.25). I read the three books of this collection in reverse order. Three more volumes have been published and sit on my shelf; I'll review them eventually. Of the first three volumes, this is the best, and the best story in the volume is "Midnight Meat-Train," about a Jew from Atlanta living in New York and getting involved in a string of serial murders on the subways. "The Yattering and Jack" is a whimsical tale of a demon having problems frightening a man. A cut lower are "Pig Blood Blues," "In the Hills, the Cities," and especially "Sex, Death, and Starshine." The last spends 36 pages on a story with only an okay idea. All the stories in the series are bound together by the framing story "Book of Blood," not much of a story in itself (framing stories rarely are). Barker is my idea of a really creative horror writer. New James Bond Series: ROLE OF HONOR by John Gardner Berkley, 1985, $3.95. This series is by a distinguished British author slumming, continuing the adventures of Fleming's unflappable hero. In ROLE OF HONOR, Bond is fighting a super-plot by a computer genius. The book in fact, plays a little subtle trick on people who are computer-literate. The entire book is leading up to a master caper called "The Balloon Game," the nature of which is revealed only in the final chapters. I would quibble with Gardner in that it seems that the results of the Balloon Game could be undone in minutes, but if the book had made that impossible, the Balloon Game would have been a clever idea. It is a pity that Bond is always playing for such high stakes. A cryptanalysis decoder is plenty high stakes in FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE. The films and this book seem to imply that a Bond story is not effective unless Bond is saving the entire Free World. VALLEY OF THE FAR SIDE by Gary Larson Andrews, McMeel & Parker, 1985, $5.95. Larson is starting to lose his touch. A good three-quarters of the cartoons in this book are not hilarious. Most of those are only very funny. My favorite of the lot betrays my own prejudices: "French Mammoth" shows a caveman giving a prehistoric mammoth an absurd poodle haircut. The great indignities are timeless. 200 "Far Side" cartoons pack a lot of ideas and a lot of humor in a compact space. Mark R. Leeper ...ihnp4!mtgzz!leeper Brought to you by Super Global Mega Corp .com