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From: scott@hou2g.UUCP (Racer X)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: It's dangerous being single
Message-ID: <649@hou2g.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 16:53:15 EDT
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Posted: Thu Sep 26 16:53:15 1985
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> Hello there, I am a recently singled person who has discovered a startling 
> fact: it is dangerous to be single.  According to the September issue of
> Science 85 (a special issue on risk analysis) an "average" single male can
> expect to have his life shortened approximately 10 years.  

No no no!  You've got it ALL WRONG!  Single people don't live shorter
lives, married people live longer ones!  So don't worry.     

It's just like gas stations.  Just because you get a 4 cent/gallon
discount for cash doesn't mean using a credit card costs any more than
it did.  I mean, they wouldn't raise the price 4 cents or anything just 
to gouge the customer, right?  Riiiiiiight.



			"Well, that was a piece of cake, eh K-9?"

			"Piece of cake, Master?: Radial slice of
			 baked confection...coefficient of relevance
			 to Key of Time: zero."
          
				Scott J. Berry
				ihnp4!hou2g!scott

P.S. Just found a sure sign of inflation: there's no cent sign on
     my keyboard--only a "$".


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