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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Toilet Paper and well deserved punishment
Message-ID: <2295@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 13:22:14 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2295
Posted: Sat Oct  5 13:22:14 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 10-Oct-85 08:05:03 EDT
References: <98@drutx.UUCP>
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Summary: 

In article <98@drutx.UUCP> slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden) writes:
>>Don't you know that your not supposed to put a new roll on the dispenser?
>> 
>>No!  Your supposed to keep the empty roll on, and put the new roll on the
>>counter next to the sink, or on the side of the tub.
>> 
>>Ray E. Saddler III @ Boeing Aerospace Company  Seattle, Washington  U.S.A
> 
>You've been talking to my kids, haven't you?  Instructing them in your
>evil, Eastern, Commie ways!  No wonder I can't teach them the good old
>American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the 
>refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll.
>
>But I have your address now.  And I have a perfect punishment.  Expect
>an airmail package soon containing 2 kids who never put a toilet paper
>roll on the holder in their lives.
>
>I hope you enjoy the hell you have made for yourself!
>
>-- 
>
>                                     Sue Brezden
 
You make your kids PICK UP THEIR ROOMS??? What kind of a sadistical person are
you?? Do you know how much a simple 8 foot piece of drywall weighs, let alone
a whole room??? The kids are probably glad that you're sending them away-- 
maybe they'll finally stop going to the doctor every month for another
hernia operation.

I hope you enjoyed the hell you made for these kids!!

                                    

-- 


Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

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I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)