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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: An Observation
Message-ID: <2296@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 15:01:48 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct  5 15:01:48 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 10-Oct-85 08:05:29 EDT
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
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Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Keywords: Fast Bumps

Recently while I was out driving my new gas powered tractor to Tibet I
noticed something--there are only slow bumps. What do I mean you say??
Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says
"slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in
the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? Maybe
if any of you have ever seen a fast bump you could help me out. I know
they're out there somewhere and well, I'd love to meet one. Please
send me any info or photos you have of fast bumps.

Maybe fast bumps are the ones that turn doors into jars (you know--the
door is a jar--how does it do that???)


-- 


Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

{ astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch

I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)