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From: larry@kitty.UUCP (Larry Lippman)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Re: A Solution to the World Hunger Crisis
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Date: Sun, 6-Oct-85 23:54:08 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct  6 23:54:08 1985
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Organization: Recognition Research Corp., Clarence, NY
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> 	I have a little tale to tell about this wonderful glop
> 	called Horsey Sauce.  My friends and I were returning
> 	from a fraternity gathering in Los Angeles, and we stopped
> 	at an Arby's to get some food for the road.  One of my
> 	traveling companions snagged a container of this 'stuff',
> 	and as we drove through the Santa Monica mountains, he
> 	sprayed other cars with it (my apologies if any of you
> 	out there were victims of this).  Well, of course my
> 	car got sprayed with this, and when I attempted to wash
> 	it the next day, I found that this Horsey Sauce left a
> 	very pernacious residue on my paint job that refused to
> 	come off, even after 10 washings over a 2-1/2 month 
> 	period.  It eventually wore down, and today I can just
> 	barely tell that it was even there.  I suspect that the
> 	residue was probably due to guar gum.  Anyone else have
> 	theories to its real formula???

	The active ingredient in Horsey Sauce is obvious - casein - made from
ground horses' hooves, of course.  Which explains why the Horsey Sauce glued
itself to your car.


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