Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site sabre.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!mike
From: mike@sabre.UUCP (Michael E. Lukacs)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: An Observation
Message-ID: <757@sabre.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 14:23:27 EDT
Article-I.D.: sabre.757
Posted: Tue Oct  8 14:23:27 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 12-Oct-85 13:53:04 EDT
References: <2296@sjuvax.UUCP>
Distribution: net
Organization: Bellcore, Red Bank ,NJ )
Lines: 31

> Recently while I was out driving my new gas powered tractor to Tibet I
> noticed something--there are only slow bumps. What do I mean you say??
> Well, if you ever see a sign on a highway near a bump--it always says
> "slow bump"--the sign never says "fast bump". Is this just a problem in
> the Philadelphia area?? Is the climate too cold for fast bumps?? Maybe
> if any of you have ever seen a fast bump you could help me out. I know
> they're out there somewhere and well, I'd love to meet one. Please
> send me any info or photos you have of fast bumps.
> 
> Maybe fast bumps are the ones that turn doors into jars (you know--the
> door is a jar--how does it do that???)
> 
> 
> -- 
> 
> 
> Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:
> 
>                               Paul Kirsch
>                               St. Joseph's University
>                               Philadelphia, Pa
> 
> { astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch
> 
> I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)

	IDIOT! the opposite of slow is SPEED and there are plenty
	of speed bumps around here!
				
				MIKE@BizzareCommunicationsResearch