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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kids picking up rooms
Message-ID: <199@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 15:53:09 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct  8 15:53:09 1985
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>>You've been talking to my kids, haven't you?  Instructing them in your
>>evil, Eastern, Commie ways!  No wonder I can't teach them the good old
>>American, Christian virtues of picking up their rooms, closing the 
>>refrigerator door, and putting the new toilet paper on the roll.
 
>You make your kids PICK UP THEIR ROOMS??? What kind of a sadistical person are
>you?? Do you know how much a simple 8 foot piece of drywall weighs, let alone
>a whole room??? The kids are probably glad that you're sending them away-- 
>maybe they'll finally stop going to the doctor every month for another
>hernia operation.

No, no, MY kids perform the operation themselves, with their teeth.
Then they hold up the car while I change the oil.  Rambos are made, 
not born.

Thought they were going soft on me for a while--they wanted to take
violin lessons.  I said, sure you can practice that hippie, atheistic
thing--but you have to make your own strings.  We go through a lot
of cats in a week, but it's worth it...
-- 

                                     Sue Brezden
                                     
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