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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mounting Toilet Paper Rolls.
Message-ID: <2310@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 14:05:25 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2310
Posted: Tue Oct  8 14:05:25 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 12-Oct-85 15:15:09 EDT
References: <90@uottawa.UUCP> <56400002@uiucdcsp>
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
Lines: 30
Summary: 

In article <56400002@uiucdcsp> shilling@uiucdcsp.CS.UIUC.EDU writes:
>
>    The only reason to put toilet paper with the loose end close to the
>wall is if you have small children around.  This keeps the toilet paper
>from unrolling all over the floor when the small children play with the
>roll by spinning it.  In any other case the loose end of the roll should
>be hung away from the wall for simple reason of convenience.


There are several other solutions to this problem that my mother used to
use:

1) You can wire the electrical wires in the house directly to the the sink
   so your children will die if they get too close to the bathroom

2) Make your children use the backyard and keep a lock on the bathroom
   so only you can use it

-- 


Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

{ astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch

I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)