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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Uncle Ben's Perverted
Message-ID: <241@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 12-Oct-85 00:15:20 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct 12 00:15:20 1985
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>OK, so I've never actually tried the stuff, but listen:  you
>know Uncle Ben's Perverted Brand Rice?  Have you ever looked
>at the back of the box?  They've got all these recipes, which
>is nice and all, but one of them is for "Any Fruit Rice
>Fluff".  It involves (guess!) rice, fruit (ANY fruit), and
>"fluff" (i.e. Cool-Whip).  Fine.  Peaches 'n' Rice.  Or
>Strawberries 'n' Rice.  But did they stop to consider that the
>tomato is also a fruit?  
>

So are the olive, and the avocado.  Yuch.

>I'm gonna write my congressman.
>			Monica

To hell with that, I'm gonna sue!!
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