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From: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: royal question
Message-ID: <2370@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Oct-85 13:52:21 EDT
Article-I.D.: sjuvax.2370
Posted: Fri Oct 11 13:52:21 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 14-Oct-85 03:37:39 EDT
References: <817@aluxe.UUCP>
Reply-To: kirsch@sjuvax.UUCP (P. Kirsch)
Organization: St. Joseph's University, Phila. PA.
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Summary: 

In article <817@aluxe.UUCP> bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) writes:
>TV news coverage of Prince William's first day at nursery
>school (about two weeks ago) left me with a question:
>Why did his teacher, Jane Mynors, curtsy to Prince Charles
>and to Princess Diana but not to Prince William ?
>Is it a matter of age, did the teacher goof, or was the news
>coverage of this monumental event done poorly ?
>If it is a matter of age, when will Prince William be
>accorded a curtsy ?
>I have asked one British couple and they think it is a matter
>of age, but, are not sure.  And they certainly would like to
>know the answer, too.  Does anyone know for sure ? 
>Thanks...
>--------------------------
>bob adolt bobhic!aluxe
>--------------------------


Well Bob,
   
  You see, in section 34.6 paragraph seventeen of the Royal Code, Atlas
and Bathroom Reading Material book of The United Kingdom it states the 
following:

          When curtseying to a member of the Royal Family one must
curtsey so that ones chin approximately 39.67 centimeters below the
left nostril of the royal family member.

To do this to Prince William,Jane would've had to dig a small trench
so that she would be able to curtsey to a proper level. Seeing that she left
her backhoe in her car, she decided not to curtsey. Supposedly Prince William
felt that this was poor planning on her part and ordered her immediately shot.
As of present, her identical twin is currently living Jane's life. Jane was,
of course, immediately shot.

 
-- 


Another wunnerful letter from the semi-intelligent rotting brain of:

                              Paul Kirsch
                              St. Joseph's University
                              Philadelphia, Pa

{ astrovax | allegra | bpa | burdvax } !sjuvax!kirsch

I'm outside right now...do you know where your children are ? (snicker)