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From: awc@bu-cs.UUCP (Alex Cannon)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Crucifixion???
Message-ID: <721@bu-cs.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 13-Oct-85 14:34:55 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct 13 14:34:55 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 15-Oct-85 05:17:33 EDT
Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci.
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>>Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church:
>>		______________
>>		|            |
>>		|  MESSIAH   |
>>		|  PRACTICE  |
>>		| DOWNSTAIRS |
>>		|            |
>>		--------------
>
>I guess North Seattle is impatient for the second coming, so they are
>taking matters into their own hands.  My question is: how many hours
>a day for how many years does one need to practice to become a Messiah?

That really depends on the individual. Practice consists of
nerving yourself not to scream when they drive the nails
into your hands and feet.

Alex Cannon
Boston University