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From: slb@drutx.UUCP (Sue Brezden)
Newsgroups: net.bizarre
Subject: Re: Being Weirded Out
Message-ID: <262@drutx.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 14-Oct-85 18:44:49 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 14 18:44:49 1985
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>I expected to taste peaches, and when I 
>bit into the pie, there was something completely different
>there, which weirded me out.  Reality bore no relation
>whatsoever to my expectations.  Of course, that, also, is
>not so unusual...

One of the most common, yet most bizarre feelings is when
you come to the bottom of some stairs, with the expectation
that there are still more stairs.  The total mental and 
physical jolt at that moment is incredible.

I think I shall start a religion based on this.  Send me
your contribution, in Ecuadorian sucres, and I will mail
you a prayer scarf, which if you wear it, is guarenteed to
produce this feeling each and every time you go down stairs.

And for only $45,000.07, you can attend my seminar, and learn
the ancient Eskimo practices to produce that effect each time
you go UP the stairs.

                  Signed, The Lord High Escalator of the
                      Church of the Spiral Staircase:

-- 

                                     Sue Brezden
                                     ihnp4!drutx!slb

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