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From: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz)
Newsgroups: net.flame,net.music,net.politics
Subject: Re: Need Frank Zappa Quote!  Slade Gordon in tears?
Message-ID: <775@psivax.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 4-Oct-85 14:43:33 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  4 14:43:33 1985
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Reply-To: al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz)
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Summary: 

In article <11843@rochester.UUCP> ray@rochester.UUCP (Ray Frank) writes:
>> Say, y'all may have heard of that monument to stupidity going on in the
>> nation's capital this week, where a bunch of congressmen's wives organized a
>> petition to have a warning label placed on the outside of record albums if
>> there is "satanic or sexual" material within ("Hey, Kids!  Learn how to
>> Raise the Devil with your latest Manhattan Transfer album!").  Well, seems
>> that Frank Zappa and John Denver went to speak against it (hopefully sitting
>> side-by-side -- I want a picture of that!).
>> 
>Yes, I heard that because of Zapperonie and his geek friends, that the general
>IQ of Washington was lowered a good 50 points while they were there.  The only
>difference between the Zapperonie types and mushrooms is that mushrooms don't
>spurt out oral diarrhea.  The only similarities are their IQ's.  One thing the
>geeks did learn from mushrooms is: feed'em bullshit and watch'em grow.
>"It's not easy living with mushrooms you know; the dark, the damp, the cold
>environment, kind of gets to your bones, and half the time they won't even
>talk to ya, and when they do, it's over yer haid."       

I think this posting reveals the following things:

1. Ray Frank knows nothing about Frank Zappa, including his IQ.
2. Ray Frank has less creativity than the average third grader.  All slander
with no substantiation.
3. Ray Frank should probably keep from posting things like this, unless he
has something more interesting to say.
4. This posting should probably be in net.flame.
-- 
                  Al Schwartz
                  Pacesetter Systems, Inc.,  Sylmar, CA
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