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From: gaynor@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU (Silver)
Newsgroups: net.games.frp
Subject: Re: unusual weapons
Message-ID: <4112@topaz.RUTGERS.EDU>
Date: Wed, 23-Oct-85 20:37:21 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 23 20:37:21 1985
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> a friend and i have fairly chaotic characters; after a
> bloody battle with some kobolds, we felt like raping and
> pillaging (doesn't everybody?)  so, we were going to rape
> some female kobolds.  if it is possible for kobold women
> to bear 1/2 kobolds, wouldn't this child be so large as to
> kill the woman?  if yes, doesn't this mean our sperm are
> weapons?  would we gain any experience points?  if the
> child dies, would we gain points for this too?

Tasteless.  But it brings to mind the following observation:

Say the DM rules: female kobolds are impregnable by human
males; the birth of such a conception has a reasonably high
mortality rate; the death of a female kobold due to bearing
half-kobolds conceived through rape is directly attributable
to the father.

Then you certainly should get the experience points for thier
deaths.  More importantly, though, after several experiences as
described above, you should be recognized as having a 'proficiency'
with a certain 'weapon' ;-}.

If you are chaotic evil/good, then I would rule that you gain/lose
some kind of brownie points with your god(s), in direct proportion
to the number of hit points you gained from these attacks.  Not
without consequence, though.  I would rule that you sustain a
temporary drop in charisma of -1/attack for 4 months, cumulative,
when dealing with non-chaotic evil females of any humanoid species
(if the female knows of your actions, twice that for twice as long).
But, certainly a chaotic evil female would laugh it off as 'boys
will be boys!'.

Sign this?  Ha!
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