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From: throopw@rtp47.UUCP (Wayne Throop)
Newsgroups: net.games.trivia
Subject: favorite cartoon lines
Message-ID: <225@rtp47.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Oct-85 12:35:03 EDT
Article-I.D.: rtp47.225
Posted: Fri Oct 18 12:35:03 1985
Date-Received: Sun, 20-Oct-85 05:59:12 EDT
Organization: Data General, RTP, NC
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(exchange between Bugs & an anonymous scottsman)

Scottsman:  That was a dirrty bit o' cheatin'!
Bugs Bunny: Cheating?  Why the identical situation occured in the
            Casablanca amature in 19-ought-3.  And what about MacDuff
            versus Flugle in the New Hebredes open?  Cheating! Ha!
Scottsman:  (Hanging head in shame)
            It is clearrr that the weight of evidence is grreatly against me.
            But ye canna' defeat me at the pipes!
--

(Daffy, shouting at Nasty Canasta (trying to intimidate him))

I WOULD LIKE...
    (aside to audience...)
(I would *like*?  I would like a million dollars!)
    (turns back to Canasta)
I WOULD LIKE...
    (Canasta gives Daffy a nasty look...)
        er,  to buy you a drink...
--

(exchange between Yosemite Sam and Bugs)

Sam:  ... ahm the rootin'est, tootin'est bob-tailed wildcat
          in the west...
Bugs: Aaaaaaahhhhh shaddap!
Sam:  Did you just tell me to shut up?!?
Bugs: Yup.
Sam:  Mister, you just "yupped" yore-self into a hole in the head!

                (for *real* trivia buffs... quote Sam's entire boast
                 from the above scene (I'm not sure I can remember all
                 of it.))
--

(Yosemite Sam, with camel trouble)

Whoa camel, Whooooa, camel...
WHOOOOOOOA camel!  C'mon camel, whoa!
        (gallop, gallop, gallop, Sam thinks this over)
When I say "whoa", I MEAN (ka-splat) "*WHOA*"!
        (camel keels over from severe concussion dealt by Sam)
--

(Sam again, trying to get into a fortification)

Open up!  Open this door, I say!  Open it!
        (splat, door opens, crushing Sam into the ground)
        (then comes muffled voice from under door)
Close it!  Close it!  Close it up agin!
--

(exchange between Bugs and Blaque Jaque Shellaque)

Black:  So, you tink you tough, eh?
Bugs:   Yup.
Black:  You tink you tough-air than *me*?
Bugs:   Yup.
Black:  You want draw-gun?
Bugs:   Yup, yup.             (whips out a pop-gun with cork in barrel)
Black:  Hah hah! Monsieur tough-guy!
        Ahm  agonna pull your cork!  A-hah haah!
        (and does so, resulting in a gargantuan explosion)
Black:  A-heh heh... heh.......... ooooooooohhhhhhh
        (colapses to floor)
-- 
Wayne Throop at Data General, RTP, NC
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