Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site scirtp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!mcnc!rti-sel!scirtp!todd From: todd@scirtp.UUCP (Todd Jones) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Disgusting Joke for Perverts Only!!! ROT-13!!! Message-ID: <477@scirtp.UUCP> Date: Fri, 4-Oct-85 18:38:13 EDT Article-I.D.: scirtp.477 Posted: Fri Oct 4 18:38:13 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 7-Oct-85 03:19:52 EDT Distribution: net Organization: SCI Systems, Research Triangle Park, NC Lines: 37 CAVEAT: Don't say I didn't warn ya'! Gjb zvffvbanevrf ner va gur qrrcrfg whatyrf bs _____________ (svyy va gur anzr bs lbhe snibevgr cevzvgvir pbhagel). Gurl ner noqhpgrq ol n fnintr gevor bs nobevtvanyf. Gur puvrs ybbxf ng gurz naq fnlf,"Lbh rnpu zhfg pubbfr orgjrra gjb bcgvbaf: qrngu be 'eheh'." Gur gjb zra guvax. Gur svefg bar ercyvrf,"Jryy, V qba'g xabj jung eheh vf ohg vg'f tbggn or orggre guna qrngu. V pubbfr eheh!" Hcba urnevat uvf qrpvfvba, gur puvrs unf uvz fgehat hc naq nyy 500 znyr gevorfzra ohggshpx uvz. Gur frpbaq zvffvbanel frrf guvf ubeevoyr fcrpgnpyr naq arneyl snvagf. "Jryy?" nfxf gur puvrs gb gur frpbaq zvffvbanel, "Jung vf lbhe qrpvfvba?" Gur frpbaq zna guvaxf. "Nsgre jung V'ir frra V zhfg pubbfr qrngu." "Irel jryy," fnlf gur puvrs, "ohg svefg n yvggyr eheh!" ||||||| || || [ O-O ] Todd Jones \ ^ / {decvax,akgua}!mcnc!rti-sel!scirtp!todd | ~ | |___| SCI Systems Inc. doesn't necessarily agree with Todd.