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From: mikel@codas.UUCP (Mikel Manitius)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A trip to the zoo
Message-ID: <155@codas.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 5-Oct-85 21:39:04 EDT
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> > >Here a few animal jokes:
> > >
> > >Q:  What does an elephant use for a tampon?
> > >
> > >A:  A sheep.
> > 
> > Well, they used to.  There have recently been too many cases of
> > Toxic Flock Syndrome, and their use has been discouraged.
> 
> *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MATTRESS ***
> 
> That probably explains the disappearance of my mattress the other day. I
> wondered about the dime left on my bed and the footprints in my peanut
> butter.

Q: How do you know if an elephant has been makeing love in your back yard?

A: If the trash liners are gone from the trash cans.
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