Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site uwmcsd1.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!bellcore!petrus!sabre!zeta!epsilon!gamma!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!uwmcsd1!dave From: dave@uwmcsd1.UUCP (Dave Rasmussen) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Misfortunes of Fyfe - ROT13Subject: Misfortunes of Fyfe - ROT13 Message-ID: <557@uwmcsd1.UUCP> Date: Tue, 8-Oct-85 10:06:51 EDT Article-I.D.: uwmcsd1.557 Posted: Tue Oct 8 10:06:51 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 10-Oct-85 06:21:40 EDT Distribution: net Organization: U of Wi-Milwaukee, Computing Services Div Lines: 180 GUR ZVFSBEGHARF BS SLSR Gurer jnf n lbhat sryybj anzrq Slsr Jub zneevrq gur cevqr bs uvf yvsr, Ohg vzntvar uvf cnva Jura ur fgehttyrq va inva, Naq whfg pbhyqa'g trg vagb uvf jvsr. Abj gur gebhoyr jnf abg jvgu bhe ureb, Jub, gubhtu ab zngpu sbe Rcfgrva be Areb, Unq n tbbq yvggyr qbat Gung jnf svir vapurf ybat, Naq nf fgvss nf n cnefavc ng mreb. Ohg uvf rssbegf gb cbxr ure, nffvqhbhf, Zrg n qrafr tebjgu bs unve zbfg cebqvthbhf. Jryy, ur gubhtug ur zvtug qvag ure Ol jnvgvat gvyy jvagre, Ohg ur sbhaq gung fur jnfa'g qrpvqhbhf. Abj urer jnf guvf sryybj anzrq Slsr, Hanoyr gb qvqqyr uvf jvsr-- Juvpu snpg, fnq ohg gehr, Yrsg uvz abguvat gb qb Ohg ohttre gur tvey nyy uvf yvsr. Sbe qvirefvba guvf zvtug unir orra shaal, Naq bs pbhefr vg qvq fnir uvz fbzr zbarl, Ovg vg natrerq bhe Slsrl Gb guvax gung uvf jvsrl Jnf ubneqvat ure qrrc arfg bs ubarl. Ur jrag jubevat gb svaq fngvfsnpgvba, Ohg jvgu juberf, gubhtu nppbzcyvfurq va npgvba, Ur arire pbhyq pncgher Gung svar shpxvat encgher, Sbe gur gubhtug bs uvf jvsr jnf qvfgenpgvba. Fb urer jnf bhe sryybj anzrq Slsr Jvgu n gehyl vzcreivbhf jvsr. Fur jnf abg jbegu n qnza, Orvat pybfr nf n pynz-- Jul, ur pbhyqa'g trg va jvgu n xavsr! Gur ceboyrz gung unenffrq uvf fbhy Jnf: jung xrcg uvz bhg bs ure ubyr? Jnf ure ulzra gbb gbhtu? Jnf fur fghssrq hc jvgu syhss? Jnf ure pbbfvr gur ubzr bs n zbyr? Guvf jnf whfg jung cbbe Slsr pbhyqa'g gryy, Sbe ure cebj jnf nf fbhaq nf n oryy. Ur'q unir arrqrq n tvzyrg Gb trg vagb ure dhvzyrg, Naq vg znqr gur cbbe thl znq nf uryy. Ur nccyvrq gb gung sryybj sebz Fgerafnyy Sbe uryc sebz uvf ybat, cbvagrq crapvy, Ohg Fgerafl'f gbby abj Jnf nf oyhag nf gur cebj Bs n ght-- ur'q unir arrqrq n fgrapvy. Slsr frnepurq sbe gur punc sebz Arj Lbex Jub unq chapgherq gur ulzra yvxr pbex, Ohg ur jnf dhvgr pbl Sbe ur abj ybirq n obl, Naq ershfrq gb uryc Slsr jvgu gur fgbex. Slsr nfxrq Qhenaq ubj zhpu ur'q punetr (Gur sryybj jubfr pbpx pbhyq pbagenpg be raynetr) Gb qevyy uvf jnl va Jvgu uvf cevpx yvxr n cva, Naq gurer znxr vg fybjyl raynetr. Ohg Qhenaq-- gubhtu ur'q shpx jvgu ab hetva'-- Jnearq, "Ncneg sebz gur evfx gung fur'yy ohetrba, Lbhe cevqr zhfg or ybj Vs lbh'yy zrrxyl sbertb N penpx ng n trahvar ivetva." Va gur fcevat va gur jbbqf Slsr qvq jnaqre yngr, Naq fnj pbhcyrf cercnevat gb pbchyngr, Ohg ur pbhyq abg novqr Gur tnl fvtug, naq ur pevrq Ng gur gubhtug gung gur cvtshpxref crargengr! Bar pbhcyr ur sbbyvfuyl yrncg ba, Gb rknzvar gur jbhaq naq gur jrncba. Bar jnf evtvq, bar qrrc-- Gur faht svg znqr uvz jrrc, Naq va funzr naq pbagevgvba ur percg ba. Va gur zrnagvzr, Slsr'f jvsr, jub unq jrq Jvgu Fbzr gubhtug gb gur cyrnfherf bs orq, Jnf orpbzvat qrcerffrq, Va snpg qnza arne bofrffrq Ol ure greevoyl gbhtu znvqraurnq. Fur erznexrq, "Jura nyy wbxvat vf qbar, Jung V ubarfgyl jnag vf n fba. V jbhyq yvxr vzcertangvba Vs abg pbchyngvba-- Ohg gb jrq naq unir arvgure'f ab sha." Fur terj jbeevrq naq areibhf naq guva, Gvyy Slsr fnvq, "Lbh jbhyq whzc ng n cva!" Naq gurfr jbeqf, gubhtu haxvaq, Chg gur gubhtug va ure zvaq Gung n cva-cbvag Creuncf zvtug trg va. Guhf fur gubhtug bs flagurgvp pbaprcgvba, Juvpu ng svefg frrzrq yvxr onfrfg qrprcgvba, Ohg ure phag jnf fb fber Sebz Slsr'f gelvat gb ober Gung fur tnir gur gubhtug orggre erprcgvba. Naq vaqrrq, gubhtu vg'f fnq gb eryngr vg, Ure svefg shpx jnf fb onqyl oryngrq, Gung n cbxr ol n cva, Gubhtu rire fb guva, Jnf n cebfcrpg gung znqr ure ryngrq. Gb or oevrs gur terng npgvba jnf qbar: Gurer jnf negshyyl cynagrq, n fba, Guebhtu n obqxva gung svyyrq ure, Naq jbaqreshyyl guevyyrq ure-- Zber sha guna n fba bs n tha! Guvf flevatr, juvpu jnf ybat ohg dhvgr guva, Yrsg n ubyr gung Slsr pbhyqa'g trg va, Ohg ur xrcg evtug ba ohfgvat Naq wbhfgvat naq guehfgvat, Ba nppbhag bs uvf rkprff bs ivz. Juvyr fur zhfrq ba guvf flagurgvp fperj, Gur fcrez tbg jryy-cynagrq, naq terj, Naq gur terng qnl nccebnpurq Jura ure oerrpu jbhyq or oebnpurq, Ohg Slsr, gur cbbe jergpu, arire xarj. Bar avtug, juvyr va furre qrfcrengvba Ur cebqqrq naq cbxrq yvxr gneangvba, Uvf jvsr tebnarq jvgu cnva-- Fur tnir jnl!! Jbhyq ur tnva Gur tbny bs guerr lrnef' pbagrzcyngvba? Gur urnq bs uvf qvathf jrag va! Ur sryg fher ur jnf tbvat gb jva! Ur guehfg yvxr n qrzba, Ur fcvyg nyy uvf frzra, Naq fpencrq bss n fdhner vapu bs fxva. Ohg qrfcvgr nyy uvf gelvat, ur sbhaq Ur jnf ybfvat, abg tnvavat, uvf tebhaq. Gubhtu ur pyhat gb ure guvtuf Juvyr ur gevrq sbe gur cevmr, Rnpu chfu va pnhfrq n terngre erobhaq. Gur uneqre gur cbbe sryybj gevrq, Gur zber ure ubyr svyyrq, sebz vafvqr, Gvyy ur sryy onpx dhvrg fcrag, Uvf cevpx onggrerq naq orag, Naq n srj zvahgrf yngre-- ur qvrq. Nf ur cnffrq, n arj yvsr jnf ortha, Naq uvf gbzo gryyf ubj ur jnf haqbar: "Furq n grne sbe cbbe Slsr, Uvf vzcresbengr jvsr Qvq uvz va jvgu gur nvq bs gurve fba." -- Dave Rasmussen The views above may or may not University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee reflect the views of any other Computing Services Division person or group at UW-Milwaukee. 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