Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watmath.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!jagardner From: jagardner@watmath.UUCP (Jim Gardner) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: "Science made stupid" An incredibly funny book Message-ID: <16752@watmath.UUCP> Date: Wed, 9-Oct-85 10:09:02 EDT Article-I.D.: watmath.16752 Posted: Wed Oct 9 10:09:02 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 10-Oct-85 08:26:02 EDT References: <1161@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> <827@vortex.UUCP> Reply-To: jagardner@watmath.UUCP (Jim Gardner) Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 32 In article <827@vortex.UUCP> lauren@vortex.UUCP (Lauren Weinstein) writes: >Trust me on this gang... check out "Science Made Stupid." >I wouldn't steer you wrong. > >--Lauren-- Yay, Lauren! Science made stupid is indeed screamingly funny...we recently left it on the coffee table during a party and people were howling all night. And since I should put a joke in this submission, I'll steal from the book itself. Early on, in the explanation of what Science is, the author describes the two different scientific approaches. Deductive reasoning: 1. Formulate theory. 2. Apply for grant. 3. Conduct experiment to test theory. 4. Change theory to fit observations. 5. Backdate changed theory to make it seem as if you expected this all along. 6. Publish. Inductive Reasoning: 1. Formulate theory. 2. Apply for grant. 3. Conduct experiment to test theory. 4. Change observations to match theory. 5. Publish. Jim Gardner, University of Waterloo