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From: jmd@rduxb.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
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Subject: Re: Did you hear...
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Date: Thu, 10-Oct-85 14:27:54 EDT
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> Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent exposure?
> His case was tried in Small Claims Court!
> Worse yet, the charges were dropped for insufficient evidence!!

Did you hear about the groupie who was asked if she ever served on a jury?
She replied, "no, but I've tried plenty of men".

Keeping with the court of injustice theme:

Q:  Why don't sharks attack divorce lawyers?
A:  Professional courtesy.

						Joseph M. Dakes
						AT&T Bell Laboratories
						Reading, PA
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