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From: keith@seismo.CSS.GOV (Keith Bostic)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Well, I think arrogance is funny, don't you?
Message-ID: <406@seismo.CSS.GOV>
Date: Sat, 12-Oct-85 18:05:03 EDT
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Posted: Sat Oct 12 18:05:03 1985
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Summary: Jim Campbell rides the range...

Article #1:

> This belongs in net.startrek.
> 
> 				Jim Campbell

Article #2:

> May I just say that this is indeed the most offensive joke I have
> ever heard or seen, on the net, or anywhere else.  
> 
> To the poster of this joke:
> 
> 	May you never contract AIDS, or lose a friend to it.  
> I assume neither has happened to you, for if either has, you
> would certainly take offense to the "joke" you so insensitively
> posted.
> 
> 				Jim Campbell

Hey, Jim, baby, just let me get this right -- it's okay to post to the
incorrect newsgroup if your name is "Jim Campbell" otherwise it's wrong.
I know, I know, you already told me once, but I didn't want to mess it up.
Thanks for helping us out, you're a good man to take the time.

Now that we've got enough people yelling that Rock Hudson joke discussion
belongs in jokes.d, how about the people discussing word etymology getting
the hint?

Keith Bostic
	keith@seismo.CSS.GOV

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