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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Dear Abby
Message-ID: <1627@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 11-Oct-85 12:36:12 EDT
Article-I.D.: trwrba.1627
Posted: Fri Oct 11 12:36:12 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 15-Oct-85 10:36:38 EDT
Organization: TRW EDS, Redondo Beach, CA
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Dear Abby,

I am an unmarried woman aged 63, with two children.  Both are 
gainfully employed.

As a young girl, I unfortunately was quite promiscuous.  Through 
a series of unhappy affairs with both single and married men of
virtually all races and social backgrounds, I found myself pregnant
twice.  I have no idea who fathered my children.  I have had venereal
diseases many times, and spent literally years in and out of mental
institutions and alcohol rehabilitation centers.

Through theft, prostitution, and blackmail, I supported a heavy
drug habit for a very long time.  Thank God, I am now free of drugs
and alcohol and am making an honest effort to live a good life.

My problem is this.  I have met a gentleman, aged 64.  He is kind,
handsome, and financially stable.  He is terribly decent and great
fun to be with.

My daughter is cocktail waitress.  But Abby, how can I tell him that
I have a son that works for TRW?

				Sign me Humiliated