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From: keith@uiucme.uiucme
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Subject: Milady on TV
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Date: Sat, 12-Oct-85 09:10:00 EDT
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Nf-From: uiucme.uiucme!keith    Oct 12 08:10:00 1985





Milady returns home unexpectedly in the early afternoon and summons
the butler.


"James, remove my dress."
James removes her dress.
"James, remove my shoes."
James removes her shoes.
"James, remove my slip."
James removes her slip.
"James, remove my stockings."
James removes her stockings.
"James, remove my brassiere."
James removes her bra.
"James, remove my girdle."
James removes her girdle.
"James, remove my briefs."
James removes her briefs.

"Now, James," Milady says . . .








"I never want to catch you waering my clothes again!"



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