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From: jesus@panda.UUCP (Jesus Christ)
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Subject: Re: What Does This Mean ??
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Date: Wed, 16-Oct-85 23:31:10 EDT
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In article <515@micomvax.UUCP> diag@micomvax.UUCP (Hardware Diagnostics Group) writes:
>In article <825@dataio.Dataio.UUCP> dbp@dataio.UUCP (Dave Pellerin writes:
>>
>>Sign posted in the foyer of a North Seattle church:
>>
>>		______________
>>		|            |
>>		|  MESSIAH   |
>>		|  PRACTICE  |
>>		| DOWNSTAIRS |
>>		|            |
>>		--------------
>
>I guess North Seattle is impatient for the second coming, so they are
>taking matters into their own hands.  My question is: how many hours
>a day for how many years does one need to practice to become a Messiah?


I practiced for six hours a day for ten years... but never "downstairs"
if you know what I mean.

					--J.C.