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From: andrew@grkermi.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers)
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Subject: Re: Football (possibly offensive)
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Date: Thu, 17-Oct-85 12:15:43 EDT
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In article <256@laidbak.UUCP> jeq@laidbak.UUCP (Jonathan E. Quist) writes:
>Tongue in cheek, I said:
>>In case you hadn't heard, Northwestern is currently 2-2 on the season, 
>>including an upset against Missouri.
>>
>>P.S.  Our S.A.T.'s are higher.   :')
>
>In article <328@ihnp1.UUCP> frear@ihnp1.UUCP (L. Frear) writes:
>>To the person from Northwestern and the person from Waterloo:
>>I'm from U of M and think we should all call it the BIG 9 and give
>>the poor people from northwestern a break.  Besides, SAT's are high
>>school stuff.  I'm not really flaming.  Honest.  
>
>And, Matt Crawford writes:
>
>>If you kids from Northwestern and Waterloo want to improve your
>>records, go on the road and play Caltech.
>>
>>P.S.  The median math S.A.T. score of Caltech students is 800.  No joke.
>>However, the football team some years has fewer than 22 players.

I heard they disbanded their football team circa 1980.  Something about
the team members' IQ exceeding their weight...

>Didn't you folks see the smiley face?  I can't believe _anyone_
>would take my S.A.T. comment seriously!...
>Yes, Lori, I agree!  S.A.T.'s don't mean anything beyond high school.

And interscholastic athletic competition *does*?  Rah, rah, rah.  Bah.

>Jonathan E. Quist

AWR

P.S.:	Here's an SAT joke from my own high school daze:

	Q: Why didn't Christ go to college?
	A: 'Cause he got nailed on the boards!