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From: lindley@ut-ngp.UTEXAS (John L. Templer)
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Subject: The Adventures of Og (part 1)
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Date: Sun, 20-Oct-85 00:31:00 EDT
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The following is the first in a continuing series.

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                The Adventures of Og -- The Beginning

        Now we all know that Cacklogallinian lives in Samuel Brunt's
land of six-foot tall chickens. In the land of six-foot tall chickens,
only those who know of the Rackillianistic tendencies of Og can truly
achieve greatness....

        Alas, Og has left the land of six-foot tall chickens in search
of better opportunities elsewhere.  It is reported that he is currently
operating a Baskin Robins store in Duluth, Minnesota.

        Og, finding no solace in Ytremski's cold steel love, runs from
the land of the six-foot chickens to infiltrate a valley of young gummy
bears. He rests from his journey and comments, " Lot of gummy bears
'round here."

        Ytremski is now very sad that Og has chosen to leave him.
Ytremski is even sadder that Og chose to go to the valley of the gummy
bears.  That valley is a nasty place where only evil, foul, Proctors go
when they are past their prime.  Samuel Brunt wouldn't be caught dead
in the valley of the gummy bears.

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~~ John L. Templer,  University of Texas at Austin
~~ {allegra,gatech,seismo!ut-sally,vortex}!ut-ngp!lindley

    All I want is a chance to prove that money means nothing to me!