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From: annette@uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Chain Letter
Message-ID: <19703963@uiucuxa>
Date: Sun, 20-Oct-85 22:12:00 EDT
Article-I.D.: uiucuxa.19703963
Posted: Sun Oct 20 22:12:00 1985
Date-Received: Wed, 23-Oct-85 06:20:23 EDT
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Nf-ID: #N:uiucuxa:19703963:000:1255
Nf-From: uiucuxa.CSO.UIUC.EDU!annette    Oct 20 21:12:00 1985




I received this in the mail the other day:  (oh no, not another chain letter!!!)

   This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing
relief to other tired and discontented women.  Unlike most other chain letters,
this one does not cost you anything; just send a copy of this letter to five
of your friends who are equally frustrated, then bundle up your husband or
boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list
and add your name to the bottom of the list.
 
   When your name comes to the top of the list you will receive 16,877 men...
one of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you have.

   Do NOT break the chain!!!  One woman broke the chain and got her son-of-a-
bitch back.  At this writing, a friend of mine received 184 men.  They buried
her yesterday.  But it took three undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off
her face and two days to get her legs together so they could close the casket.

   Hurry up and send this letter along so my name can move up!

                                           < names omitted >
____________________________________________________________________________

Annette Funicello
U of PB                    
"It's more nutritious!"