Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site teddy.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!harvard!talcott!panda!teddy!rdp From: rdp@teddy.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: ? Message-ID: <1465@teddy.UUCP> Date: Mon, 21-Oct-85 11:12:18 EDT Article-I.D.: teddy.1465 Posted: Mon Oct 21 11:12:18 1985 Date-Received: Wed, 23-Oct-85 07:39:01 EDT Distribution: net Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass. Lines: 6 Why was Richard Nixon selected to arbitrate the Baseball Umpires dispute? Because Robert Vesco is still out of the country and Al Capone is dead.