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From: ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (Kevin Chu)
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Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke
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Date: Tue, 22-Oct-85 23:21:04 EDT
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> >
> >No, the trigger happy policeman would've said "I knew he didn't have a
> >gun so I shot him."
> 
> "I fired three warning shots into his head -- He immediately halted."
> 
> Ed Greenberg; MicroPro International Corp. (disclaimer)

There was a Saturday Night Live skit where a cop shoots a suspect
then yells, "FREEZE!"
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	--Kevin Chu
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