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From: dbkay@dartvax.UUCP (David B. Kay)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Two Liner
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Date: Tue, 22-Oct-85 16:24:05 EDT
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> >A mild amusement perhaps:
> >	
> >	Nietzsche:  "There are no absolute truths."
> >	Wasserman:  "Are you positive?"
> 
> This, no doubt, is the Wasserman of the Wasserman Test, right?

 
  I don't know about that, but it brings to mind a story my mother
(?) once told me.  She was social worker in Southern California
in the mid sixties, and had to deal with some fairly strange
sorts of people.  The one she remembers most was a child born
of a young lady (??) named (let's say) Jones.  The poor kid's
name was Positive Wasserman Jones.  How would _you_ like that
printed on your high school diploma?
 
  D.B. Kay
  Dartmouth College
  Hanover, New Hampshire
 
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