Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 alpha 5/22/85; site cbosgd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!fohl From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Rock Hudson Musings - offensive to prudes and bleedinghearts (rot 13) Message-ID: <1557@cbosgd.UUCP> Date: Thu, 17-Oct-85 12:00:15 EDT Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1557 Posted: Thu Oct 17 12:00:15 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 18-Oct-85 04:39:08 EDT Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh Lines: 50 V znvyrq gur sbyybjvat yrggre gb FGryyn jung'f ure anzr, n thrfg bs fbzrobql be bgure ba qrpink!... V cbfgrq gur negvpyr nobhg abg srryvat fbeel sbe gur Ebpx. Zl negvpyr jnf va erfcbafr gb fbzrobql ynzragvat gur Ebpx'f qrzvfr. V ncbybtvmr vs V pnhfrq arg.wbxrf gb or yvggrerq jvgu synzrf. V tbg synzrq n ovg zlfrys, naq V pregnvayl yrnearq zl yrffba: qba'g chg rqvgbevny znggre ba gur wbxr argjbex! Fbeel nobhg gung, sbyxf. Ohg V'yy funer zl erohggny ba .q. Fb gur Ebpx unq abguvat gb qb jvgu pbagenpgvat NVQF, ru? Vg'f whfg n qvf- rnfr gung unccrarq gb fhesnpr va n cnegvphyne frtzrag bs fbpvrgl , ru? V fhccbfr gung gur qvfrnfr cvpxrq fbzrguvat ng enaqbz; vg pbhyq unir orra sbbgonyy snaf, Cbylarfvnaf, be crbcyr jub yvir va fghppb ubhfrf. Ohyyfuvg. Gurer'f tbg gb or n pnhfr naq rssrpg eryngvbafuvc fbzrjurer va gur cebprff, vs bayl va gur genafzvffvba. V fhccbfr fbzrbar jub trgf urecrf vf whfg n olfgnaqre, gbb. Whfg yvxr pngpu- vat n pbyq, vf vg? V srry ab flzcngul sbe nalbar trggvat urecrf, rvgure. Gur bayl vaabprag ivpgvzf bs urecrf ner gubfr gung trg vg sebz gurve fcbhfr be ybat-gvzr ybire. Gur gjb crbcyr ner fhccbfr gb gehfg rnpu bgure, ohg bar bs gurz trgf shpxrq bire, fb gb fcrnx. Whfg yvxr gur vaabprag ivpgvzf bs NVQF ner gur aha va Fna Senapvfpb naq gur 13-lrne byq urzbcuvyvnp, obgu bs jubz tbg vg guebhtu oybbq genafshfvbaf. Bs pbhefr Ebpx qvqa'g pubbfr gb trg NVQF. Evpuneq Celbe qvqa'g vagraq gb oybj uvf snpr hc, rvgure, ohg uvf serr-onfvat unq whfg n yvggyr gb qb jvgu vg. Naq Grqql Xraarql qvqa'g jnag gb zheqre gung oebnq , ohg uvf npgvbaf unq zber guna n yvggyr gb qb jvgu ure qrzvfr. Fbzrguvat gung gur Ebpx qvq znqr uvz na rnfl gnetrg sbe NVQF. Snttbgf (rkphfr zr, ubzbfrkhnyf) unir ybat orra gur ohgg (rkphfr zr ntnva, gnetrg) bs choyvp qrevfvba. Ertneqyrff bs zl srryvatf be lbhe srryvatf, va n trareny choyvp neran, gurer'f obhaq gb or fbzr bs gung. Vs lbh pna'g unaqyr vg, V fhttrfg lbh fgrre pyrne nsgre lbhe svefg punapr rapbhagre. Vs lbh fgneg n arg.ubzbcubor pngrtbel, jul qba'g lbh nyfb fgneg n pngrtbel pnyyrq arg.oyrrqvaturneg. Rnpu fhozvffvba fgnegf jvgu n enfu bs jnvyvat naq oernfg-orngvat, naq raqf jvgu n shyy-fpnyr nggnpx ba nalobql gb gur cbyvg- vpny evtug bs Wvzzl Pnegre. Nsgre nyy, vg vf gur cbyvgvpny evtug jvat gungf erfcbafvoyr sbe rirel zvfsbeghar gung'f orsnyyra znaxvaq fvapr Jbeyq Jne VV. Qba'g synzr gur ubfg orpnhfr lbh'er n thrfg ba gur arg? Lbh whzc ba nobhg 25 crbcyr lbh qba'g pner sbe, naq abj lbh'ir tbg n guva fxva? Jung gur shpx ner lbh, fbzr xvaq bs pehfnqre? N znfxrq zna ybbxvat sbe guvatf gb trg cvffrq bss nobhg? Vs lbh qba'g yvxr gur wbxrf ba gur arg, qba'g ernq gurz. Naq ol gur jnl FGryyn, jub gur shpx fcryyf gurve anzr jvgu gur frpbaq yrggre pncvgnyvmrq?????