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From: inc@fluke.UUCP (Gary Benson)
Newsgroups: net.legal
Subject: Re: finding toes
Message-ID: <723@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 18-Oct-85 12:03:06 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 18 12:03:06 1985
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
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> 
> 
> 	Recently I found a human toe at a local fast food restaurant.  I didn't
> suffer any real damage but I would like to sue them for all that I can.  I have
> several questions.
> 
> 1.  Should I try to find a legitamate lawyer...
> 
> 2.  How much should I sue for.  I'm only in it for the money...
> 
> 3.  I didn't really suffer any damages...
> 
> 4.  ...if you've heard of [similar] cases...could you please send me all
>      you know...
> 
> 5.  Should I report it to all the news media so I have a better chance of 
>     winning the case or will that allow the company to use some loophole?
> 
>                           thanx in advance (but you can't have a cut)
>                           David North

I believe that when I send a copy of your letter to the DA in Alburquerque,
your chances of getting anything will go from slim to none. The only
out-of-court settlement in your future is going to be a large loss of face.
I don't mind at all spending ten minutes to print this out and invest 22 cents
to see a greedy leper like yourself exposed.

Should I send also copies to all the news media? Please send addresses.

Your slimy little posting reminded me of settlement that a British Court
once made: "For the plaintiff: one penny. The lowest coin in the realm."

-- 
			       Ensign Benson
			       -Space Cadet-
 
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