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From: edward@ukecc.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: Another Totally Bad Movie
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Date: Sun, 13-Oct-85 10:49:35 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct 13 10:49:35 1985
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	How about John Derek's version of "Tarzan". Talk about bad.
This movie is embarrasing to watch. Even Bo Derek prancing around
Africa au natural can't save this flop. (Not that Bo could save
anything anyway. I mean, let's be honest, she's not that great looking.
Yeah she's pretty, but looks do not an actress make. And I'm drastically
stretching the definition of 'actress' here.) And that bar-bell-boy that
plays Tarzan, takes real talent to swing on a vine and say "Ugh". And
what about the screenplay! Remember the scene with Bo and Tarzan in the
pool? She is fondling a banana and saying something like "I'm still
a virgin" in this jump-my-bones-and-I'll-f*ck-your-*thing*-off kind
of voice. Like ol' muscle-boy really understands English  ! ;-)
	I'm not sure if this movie is really 'bad', but it sure is DUMB!

I'll bet this is one film that Richard Harris leaves of his resume ;-)

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Edward C. Bennett

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