Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site ucdavis.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!ucbvax!ucdavis!ccs020 From: ccs020@ucdavis.UUCP (Kevin Chu) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Re: Another Totally Bad Movie Message-ID: <154@ucdavis.UUCP> Date: Wed, 16-Oct-85 00:32:06 EDT Article-I.D.: ucdavis.154 Posted: Wed Oct 16 00:32:06 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 17-Oct-85 02:02:52 EDT References: <283@ukecc.UUCP> Organization: University of California, Davis Lines: 27 > > How about John Derek's version of "Tarzan". Talk about bad. > This movie is embarrasing to watch. Even Bo Derek prancing around > Africa au natural can't save this flop. (Not that Bo could save > anything anyway. I mean, let's be honest, she's not that great looking. > Yeah she's pretty, but looks do not an actress make. And I'm drastically > stretching the definition of 'actress' here.) And that bar-bell-boy that > plays Tarzan, takes real talent to swing on a vine and say "Ugh". And > what about the screenplay! Remember the scene with Bo and Tarzan in the > pool? She is fondling a banana and saying something like "I'm still > a virgin" in this jump-my-bones-and-I'll-f*ck-your-*thing*-off kind > of voice. Like ol' muscle-boy really understands English ! ;-) > I'm not sure if this movie is really 'bad', but it sure is DUMB! > > I'll bet this is one film that Richard Harris leaves of his resume ;-) > > -- > Edward C. Bennett > This posting was more entertaining than the movie!! :-) -- --Kevin Chu ..ucbvax!ucdavis!vega!ccs020 /ex