Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.PCS 1/10/84; site mtgzz.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!houxm!mtuxo!mtgzz!leeper From: leeper@mtgzz.UUCP (m.r.leeper) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: REMO WILLIAMS Message-ID: <1315@mtgzz.UUCP> Date: Thu, 24-Oct-85 16:18:59 EDT Article-I.D.: mtgzz.1315 Posted: Thu Oct 24 16:18:59 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 25-Oct-85 04:06:20 EDT Organization: AT&T Information Systems Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 60 REMO WILLIAMS: THE ADVENTURE BEGINS A film review by Mark R. Leeper Capsule review: A reasonable variation on the James Bond formula directed by a James Bond director. Joel Grey has some fun as the Korean martial arts expert Chiun and is the best part of the film. Without him, this would be a bland spy film. One of the many jokes of Woody Allen's SLEEPER is that we Americans of today have everything backwards. Tobacco and hot fudge are the healthiest things for your body and health foods are poison. The core of REMO WILLIAMS is a Korean martial arts expert named Chiun, and what makes Chiun interesting is that Woody Allen's joke is part of his character. Everything that Americans think is good is really bad; everything we think is bad is really good. You like hamburgers? They're poison; all fast food is poison. You think an automatic is a good weapon? It is useless. And what is the paragon of American culture? The soap opera, and the more melodrama, the better. But I am getting ahead of myself. The main character of REMO WILLIAMS (played by Fred Ward, who also played Gus Grissom in THE RIGHT STUFF) is, not too surprisingly, Remo Williams. That's not his real name. He was a policeman killed in the line of duty, or so the world thinks. Instead he was given plastic surgery to make a new man of him--literally. To finish the job of making a new man of him, he is given a mentor--the superhuman Chiun. Based on my memories of two novels od "The Destroyer" series--the series on which the film was based--Chiun has a greater presence in the film than he does in the books. In the books he is the spicing that gives the dish character, but he is used sparingly. Of course, part of the difference is that the film concentrates on Williams's training, so there is more of his teacher in the film. Chiun is played by Joel Grey, perhaps best known as the owner/entertainer in CABARET. The make-up used to transform Grey into Chiun is somehow not entirely convincing. Some of what Chiun can do in the book--like dodge bullets--sounded good in the book but was not (and probably could not be) realistically translated to the screen. Instead, they just show him ducking out of the way, but not fast enough. Also in the cast is Wilford Brimley as the head of the top secret government organization. Brimley is a very good actor, but only playing characters who are basically Wilford Brimley under other names. Kate Mulgrew's character is a big disappointment. She starts out gutsy and intelligent, but by the film's end she proves to be a more traditional bubblehead. Charles Cioffi plays the villain, an unscrupulous defense contractor. REMO WILLIAMS was directed by Guy Hamilton, who also directed spy adventures like GOLDFINGER, A FUNERAL IN BERLIN, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, LIVE AND LET DIE, and THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN. The screenplay was by another James Bond veteran, Christopher Wood. This new film is certainly better than the worst of the Bond series, but one suspects from the title that the producers want to start a new series, and it seems unlikely that the public will really want more than two or three films with this set of characters. Rate the film +1 on the -4 to +4 scale. Mark R. Leeper ...ihnp4!mtgzz!leeper