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From: lefko@leadsv.UUCP (Martin Lefkowitz)
Newsgroups: net.music.gdead
Subject: Re: ugly rumor
Message-ID: <648@leadsv.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 14-Oct-85 13:31:11 EDT
Article-I.D.: leadsv.648
Posted: Mon Oct 14 13:31:11 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 18-Oct-85 21:31:54 EDT
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Organization: LMSC-LEADS, Sunnyvale, Ca.
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Summary: alive and dead


	Its true! Jerry is actually dead and he also played at the Keystone.  
He's been dead since '79.  Jerry is actually a pupit controlled by Jim
Henson.  The next time you see him you might notice that you can almost see
the visable nylon strigs.  The band can still keep playing even though Jerry
is dead because he is easy to do, bending both knees and occationaly
lifting a leg.  They don't even need to spend much money on the eyes because
he's usually looking at his feet.  If Bob goes on the other hand it would be
much more complicated and the ticket prices would probably go up.  They
would have to develop a pupit that spits on C's and K's but not P's or T's.
So be thankful that its only Jerry thats dead.


				Marty Lefkowitz

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