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From: chris@pyuxc.UUCP (R. Hollenbeck)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Equine Vibrators
Message-ID: <110@pyuxc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 17-Oct-85 09:36:02 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 17 09:36:02 1985
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>Summary: Oh come on!
>
>This is STella, I'm still not wjr.
>
>In article <3039@think.ARPA> craig@think.UUCP (Craig Stanfill) writes:
>>
>>*FLAME ON*
>>That a significant number of people on this list think women ride horses
>>as some sort of sexual or dominance game shows two things.  First, they
>>are sexists.  Second, they have never ridden the horse, a magnificent
>>animal.
>>*FLAME OFF*
>
>When I was three years old I liked ponies because they were neat.  When I
>started riding, I liked horses because it's fun to go fast and cooperate 
>with a large powerful animal while I do.
>
>When I hit puberty, I adjusted my riding posture for maximum stimulation.
>
>When I got past the biostorm, I readjusted my seat for comfort and control.
>
>I don't think it's sexist to observe that unlike unfortunates afflicted with
>external squashable genitals, women can receive pleasure while riding.
>
>Don't flame my ignorance if there are things I don't know about men in the
>saddle -- but all the guys I've ridden with seem to adjust their posture for
>minimal stimulation.
>
>Yes, I agree horses are magnificent animals.  But they're also pretty good
>vibrators.
>
>				STella Calvert
>				(guest on ...!decvax!frog!wjr)

I've found that bass amplifiers can have the same effect on women.
In fact, a friend's wife sat on  one one time while I was
playing bass, and jumped off it real quick because she felt
she was cheating.

I guess this hasn't caught on, though, 'cause I don't
see that many women in music stores.